I cannot believe my son is at prom, right now! I cannot possibly be old enough to have a son old enough to go to prom! Doesn't he look handsome? His date's name is Sarah. This is their first date, which I guess makes them friends. She is a senior and she is a great golfer. (Jake is a junior and also a golfer. I tease him about if she could beat him or not.)
Oh, yeah, don't be offended by the title. Apparently, pimp has a new meaning?!